modern english into shakespeare english

[qazwsx]

oh that juliet is the prettiest of them all

[Guest]

Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me.
I evermore did love you, Hermia,
Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you;
Save that, in love unto Demetrius,
I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him;
But he hath chid me hence and threaten'd me
To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too:
And now, so you will let me quiet go,
To Athens will I bear my folly back
And follow you no further: let me go:
You see how simple and how fond I am.

[Guest]

dear romeo,
i want to marry you. i want to have a beautiful wedding with the man i love. i promise to keep our marriage hidden from our family.

[Guest]

Those fools, how they messed up, but oberon is still good to me.
But why would they trick us so we could loose the one we loved?
Their plan wasn't to trick, it was more to let Helena and Demetrius get together.
I really like that you went through all that just to help our love life.
I do admit it was very nice, and I'm very grateful, but i felt as though i was hated, and betrayed.
I do give my sincere apology.
Oh, it's nothing big, don't worry about it.
I don't think we should let any of this get to our heads, i mean after all we did marry the one we loved, right?
She's right, and i see Lysander coming this way now.
Calm down Hermia, you're going to get to see him everyday for the rest of your life.
Alright girls, since Lysander and Demetrius are coming this way, let's drop the subject...And would you two like to eat something?
Sure, sounds good.

[jan]

tonight is going to be a good night

[Vince Griffin]

What will we do if he does not drink from the cup?

[Madcat]

Hey

Like come home, i'm bored.

[aa]

never thought we would be where we are, my feelings has grown out of my control, i will stand by you through thick and thin, i refuse to let anything interfere with what we have, i love you so much

[Zach]

how to translate "I just wanted to stop by and say hello that is all."

[Guest]

Im glad to be leaving you and this hell of a house hold

[NumNum]

No, and Hero told me that she will never tell, that's her torment. She also told me that Beatrice had written a letter stating how much she loves him.

[quote] is that why you killed my husband

[Jay Hooparoli]

Thank you so much everyone; it really did help

I can now see my mistake. I believe it should have been "For the leaders care neither about peace nor laws"?

Thanks again =

[IdIottSemdype]

Close forum, I honey the look

[Guest]

the clock struck nine when i did send the nurse

"But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
Grows, lives, and dies, in single blessedness."

[translator]

what wonderful weather

[Mike Hogweed]

I was just thinking it would be useful, would it not, to have an online translation tool whereby one could traslate modern English into that of the famous bard of Startford Upon Avon. I immediately set to and with the aid of Google found such a site and verily I have to confess it has made a cracking job of it

[prince]

HELLO HOW ARE YOU??.ARE YOU WORKING SOMWHERE?

[pippa]

this leads me to belive that jessica ran away with her sweet christain lover Lancelot

[Guest]

hello

[toothyp1cks]

In ancient Verona, fair and beautiful
Where we lay our scene, a night of heat
And heated passions hangs like a blanket
Over the city. 3 civil brawls have passed
Between the Capulets and Montagues
And tonight will make the fourth and worst.
For as the hatred and violence flares
Two will lose their life